Testul “fotbalul, iubirea mea”. Microbistii, adica majoritatea barbatilor, sufera goraznic daca femeia de langa ei nu ii lasa sa se uite la meciuri sau daca ea nu le impartaseste (a se citi “tolereaza”) acest hobby. Ca sa afle care e atitudinea ei despre asta, ei de multe ori o invita la un meci sau ii propun sa urmareasca un derby impreuna: daca ea refuza categoric este un semn ca relatia nu are viitor.
Testul “fata reala”. Ca si cum ei n-ar avea nesigurantele lor, barbatii considera ca o femeie merita atentie numai daca e destul de singura pe ea incat sa iasa din casa din cand in cand nemachiata. Din pacate pentru cele dependente de fond de ten, ei marturisesc ca nu vor sa se mai intalneasca cu o fata daca, in prima dimineata in care se trezesc unul langa altul, ea fuge la baie ca sa isi puna “masca”.
Testul “blugii care flateaza”. Asta e si mai buna: unii tipi recunosc ca, indiferent de chimia cu o fata si de intalnirile reusite de pana atunci, nu vor sa mai iasa cu ea daca vreodata apare in blugi care ii fac fundul sa arate groaznic. In topul pantalonilor care duc la despartire sunt cei fara buzunare la spate sau cei care aplatizeaza complet posteriorul. Asa ca, fetelor, aveti un motiv sa mergeti la cumparaturi!
Testul “sa radem de tine”. Arati ca un hipopotam, zici ca esti Bugs Bunny sau parca semeni cu Gollum: orice ti-ar spune incearca sa nu te superi. Barbatii fac misto de partenerele lor la inceputul relatiei doar ca sa le testeze simtul umorului si increderea de sine. Daca esti o suparacioasa, ei vor fugi cat ii tin picioarele!
Men subject to secret tests us! You have no idea if you've been? Perfect woman known as walking or after ... These are stories about children sleeping! When it comes to choosing a woman with whom to spend time looking at other things men or their partners subject to tests to really know them. And find it if you were subject to "evidence". The "bad music". Many men admit to evaluate future tastes or sense of humor my friend, I deliberately bad music and wait for her reaction. If it breaks out in laughter or change your tune, it means they have something in common. If not, it means that either do not have the same tastes, or girl is too uncertain to say what they think - give reasons both shoes!
The "football, my love." Fans, that most men suffer goraznic if the woman next to them do not let them watch the matches or if it does not share them (read "tolerate") this hobby. To find out what is her attitude about it, they often invites them to propose a game or to watch a derby together: if it refuses a sign that the relationship has no future.
The "real face". As if they would have their insecurities, men believe that women deserve attention only if he is only on it that you leave the house without makeup from time to time. Unfortunately for those dependent foundation, they say that will not meet with a girl if, on the first morning when they wake up next to each other, she flees to the bathroom to put their "mask".
The "jeans that flatter." That's even better: some guys recognize that, regardless of chemistry with a girl and successful meeting up then, do not want to go out with her if ever appears in the bottom of the jeans that make you look terrible. Top pants leading to separation are those with no back pockets or those who completely flatten bottom. So girls, you have a reason to go shopping!
The "you laugh." You look like a hippo, you say that you look like Bugs Bunny or like Gollum: anything you would say try not to mind. Men make fun of their partners at the beginning of the relationship just to test their sense of humor and self-confidence. If you are a nuisance, they will run as keep them legs!
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